Since I will be unable to make it to the Tree Run – I do want to do my part to support the trail boss by making writing the run report far easier. So – in a 2001 Traction Action (Tamers News Letter) I ran across this generic trail report form. Feel free to go on the run, then just check off everything that applies…….
(Just doing my part for my fellow Tamers – Moose)
Generic Trail Report
As most of our lives are already full of work, family, and keeping our rigs trail ready (well, maybe not in that order) it leaves little time in which write a trail report. So – in order to make this task much easier, I provide the following template to make run reporting a much easier task. Just circle the appropriate choice, and send it back in!
The latest trail run was at:
( ) Walker Valley
( ) Elbe Hills
( ) Reiter Trails
( ) Nirvana
( ) Too controversial to mention in this report.
We met at:
( ) Buzz Inn – Monroe
( ) Buzz Inn – Smokey Point
( ) Buzz Inn – Mt. Vernon
( ) Buzz Off – Too Early
( ) Too controversial to mention in this report.
At the trailhead we:
( ) Aired Down
( ) Aired Amigo
( ) Aired out our laundry
( ) Erred in our ways
( ) Too controversial to mention in this report.
The trail was:
( ) Dusty
( ) Muddy
( ) Snowy
( ) A frolic-y little trail for a ’01, not too complex, but challenging, with a nose of pine, ok, and burning clutch – which caught gently on the palate, with a hint of exhaust remaining in your hair after you got home, to compliment the repair of broken parts, the reality of which lingers on long after the original experience…..
( ) Too controversial to mention in this report.
On the ______, ______ rolled his/her rig.
( ) Hillclimb, Stuart
( ) Mudhole, Mike G.
( ) Tree, Gary TJ
( ) hint of slightest provocation, Dirtball
( ) Too controversial to mention in this report.
“It’s not a trail run without a ______!”
( ) donut
( ) breakdown (mechanical)
( ) breakdown (mental)
( ) all of the above
( ) Too controversial to mention in this report.
If this had been “Survivor” we would have voted ______ off the trail.
( ) Too controversial to mention in this report.
( ) Too controversial to mention in this report.
( ) Too controversial to mention in this report.
( ) Too controversial to mention in this report.
( ) Bob (not a TT member)
We finally made it back off the trail:
( ) after breaking a u-joint
( ) after breaking wind
( ) after the moon was rising
( ) after my blood pressure was rising
( ) Too controversial to mention in this report.
Everyone had:
( ) a good time.
( ) a tow fee
( ) a vinyl/rectal inversion
( ) an out-of-body experience
( ) Too controversial to mention in this report.